Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Illegal Immigrants Poetry

My Sister sent me this as an e-mail today and I wanted to share it here because I thought it was funny.
I cross ocean, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk,
Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need go see Welfare.
Welfare say, you come no more,
We send cash right to your door.
Welfare checks, they make me wealthy,
Medicaid keep me healthy!
By and by, got plenty money,
Thanks to you, Taxpayer dummy.
Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them 'come, fast as you can'
They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks.
They come here, we live together,
More Welfare checks, it gets better!
Fourteen families, they moving in
But neighbor's patience wearing thing.
Finally, white guy moves away,
I buy his house, and then I say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent."
In my yard, I put a tent.
Send for family - they just trash,
But they, too, draw welfare cash!
Everything is very good, Soon we own whole neighborhood.

We have hobby - it called breeding,
Walfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We go no bills!

Taxpayer crazy! He pay all years,
To keep welfare running here.

We think America darn good place!
Too darn good for white man race. If they no like us, they can scram
Got lots of room in Pakistan!


Special K~ Toni said...

I love it! Especially the 'hobby'!

Rebecca said...

Too funny!!!! Sending it to everyone I know!

jenny said...

Can'y let Hubby see this one-- He'll make me copy it and he'll pass it out to everyone he sees!! LOL Funny!

Melody said...


FRIGGA said...

Ain't it the truth. :-/

I wanted to stop by and let you know I posted the answers to my Would You Ever Questions you answered a couple weeks ago.
It's up at